Hose runter! deutsche Übersetzung
von J.B.O.

Kermesse is in our village, I go into the beer tent.
Rosi over at the beer bar, she pours one for me.
Two, three hours later, I am completelly pissed.
Already, I drank eleven and two I have puked.
Freedi from the next village grabs my Rosi to the tits.
I yell "Fingers away, that woman belongs to me! What kind of manners are that?
Finally there is a propper fight, we really let it crack.
We settle this like how it´s propper - How men simply do it:

And I say:
Pants down - Dick comparison, the mood overboils soon.
We take out our pipes and measure the caliber.
Pants down - Dick comparison, that´s what us men do.
We don´t even start with twisting words or discussing.


The next day on the working place - my head it hurts like hell.
I can´t yet look straight - wow, how smashed I was yesterday!
The boss orders me to the office and screams at me right away:
He says I am a pisshead and that I can´t do anything else.
He thinks that he`s something better, but I have enough.
Just because he has more money, I won´t give up:

I just say
Pants down - Dick comparison, the mood overboils soon.
We take out our pipes and measure the caliber.
Pants down - Dick comparison, that´s what us men do.
We don´t even start with twisting words or discussing.

I shit on intellence and on high school.
I don´t need no IQ.
Because if I yell "TAIL COMPARISON",
everyone listens to me!

And I say:
Pants down - Dick comparison, the mood overboils soon.
We take out our pipes and measure the caliber.
Pants down - Dick comparison, thank god I am a man.
Because a woman in a dick comparison contest only can pull the shorter one!
only can pull the shorter one!