Narben English translation
von Alligatoah

I think you did every possible job there is,
you always failed miserably
Sometimes I wonder wether you're stupid on purpose
And despite of that you always Strat something new
What are you expecting?

Yes I know I was English teacher, Ghostbuster,
Entertainer, sedan chair carrier,
I was judo fighter, Submarine driver, flight controller doctor
Chair wholesaler,
receptionist, caster, ehmm
tank truck driver, map artist, Angela Merkels third lover,
traffic minister of china, intimate tattoo artist for dancing bears bitch
Everything went wrong, but that was my plan
So back on the highway with the bicycle
As a chick magnet you need experience, go experience
Getting injured children children, get me the chocolate


I am missing some thumbs
This topic becomes a book
a spear in my lower abdomen
I get interviewed
My head has a skid mark
The girl is listening to me
If you want her
You need scars
If you want her
Then you need scars

I was board game carpenter, Taxidriver
Jet Ski master, towing service leader
Webdesigner, Profiler, Pepsi light salesmen,
cattle drover
extreme sport athlete, pastoral care, aids researcher, reporter, skateboarder,
safeorder, gay porn star, computer game tester,
school cantine baker,
Flight manager, wanted war crime suspect
book chapter writer

Always straight fired or beaten up by the bosses
I take it all cause it all works out
All of a sudden she shows more interest
every wound is a story
so keep on eating glass


I am missing some thumbs
This topic becomes a book
a spear in my lower abdomen
I get interviewed
My head has a skid mark
The girl is listening to me
If you want her
You need scars
If you want her
Then you need scars

And I fly the plane
Everybody dies
You're a stowaway
I´m a blind pilot
I´m geting called: Mister Doctor, I can't feel my legs
I can't say anything, official discretion

And again I fly the plane
Everybody dies
You're a stowaway
I´m a blind pilot
I´m geting called: Mister Doctor, I can't feel my legs
I can't say anything, official discretion

You're fired!
Oh, what a pity! Hahahaha

I am missing some thumbs
This topic becomes a book
a spear in my lower abdomen
I get interviewed
My head has a skid mark
The girl is listening to me
If you want her
You need scars
If you want her
Then you need scars

If you want her, you need scars
If you want her, you need scars
If you want her, you need scars
If you want her, you need scars