Pip as Uncle Dick but Peter Spoilt It Songtext
von Cardiacs

Talk to the postman makes no sense
There wasn′t the time to illustrate
I never seem to find the time to say
It's hard

Oil my machine and keep it functioning
Watch the clock make sure that I′m not
Running out of running out of time time
And I can't see I

Argument and controversy
Never seem quite right to me
As usual only usually mine
Oh yeah

Once before and twice again
A hopeless case but now and then
We're laughing
Oh we′re laughing all the time time
So I can′t see I


Spiderman, Spiderman
Does whatever a spider can
A spider can

Please be in when I get home
Don't want to sit here on my own
Here on my own
Watch the time
Suit yourself
See the clock upon the shelf
Can′t see it myself
She uses Windolene
To keep her children clean
Keeps her washing machine
New as the day
It was new as the day

Colder than very cold
Though I am getting old
They say I won't be told
Now I know better ′cos
They're getting wetter than me


Argument and controversy
Never seem quite right to me
As usual
Only usually mine

Once before and twice again
A hopeless case but now and then
We′re laughing
Oh we're laughing all the time
So I can see I