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Dear Austrians, let me tell you, we're not normal.

Where everything that's not on the tree by three will be breaded.
And people only say "Oachkatzlschwoaf " when they are fat and ugly.
Where we still pull back curtains and evade taxes.
About this land, let three little dudes sing you a song.
Where there are mountains and the beautiful lakes,
they reflect the sun.
There we still like to convert things into Schilling.
We sing "Schifoan" and "Ham kummst" and "Eine ins Leben"
Where we destroy drunken Lignano at Pentecost.

From Montafon to the Donaukanal,
We are everything, but certainly not normal.
When things run smoothly for us, we make it oval.
We are everything, but certainly not normal.


There's the presumption of innocence,
That's just how it is.
Who does the work?
Yes, we wonder that too!
We eat sausages and roasted meat, "Vahockerts", meatloaf.
We sell water and drink beer.
Often we're shy, but we'll also have a beer.
Then we send pictures of our children.
We have daughters and sons,
But no sorrows otherwise.
In the Second World War and during the Cold War, we lost our innocence.

From Patscherkofel to Helenental,
We are everything, but certainly not normal.
And when things get too cozy for us,
Then we'll get on our bikes.
We are everything, but certainly not normal.

The people are lovely,
Our dogs are smart.
When the neighbor plays music,
Then we report him to the police.
The heart of Europe beats in three-quarter time.
You can still honestly die from a heart attack here.

From Pandorf to Leibnitz - all the way to Spittal,
We are everything, but certainly not normal.
And if we were different, it would be fatal.
We are everything, but certainly not normal