I Hate Hip‐Hop Songtext
von Tom MacDonald

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ah
Okay
Yeah

I′m not a Youtube rapper, come on, give me credit
I don't need to do reactions to get views, okay, I said it
Not a label rapper, I′m way too offensive
Go ahead and call me clickbait, I made millions independent
I'm not a mumble rapper, y'all understand every single word
I′m not taking Xanax, rapping ′bout money, liquor, and girls
Not a SoundCloud rapper, I got hits you actually have heard
I exist outside the internet, done shows around the world

Not a boom-bap rapper, I'm not stuck in 1990
I like Wu-Tang, but that vibe is kinda old and grimy
Not a conscious rapper, all those rappers sound like SJ dubs
Not a gangster rapper, cool enough without being a thug
I′m not country rap, I don't play guitar, I don′t drive a truck
I don't chew tobacco, get the Chevy stuck ten feet of mud
I′m not horror-core, I don't paint my face
I don't trip, I can only be myself, and I am Tom Macdonald, bitch


I think I gotta let them know, ayy, ayy, ayy
And let me say it from the soul, man

I hate Hip Hop
How dare you call me a rapper
When all these rappers don′t have nothing left to say?
I hate Hip Hop
It′s full of liars and actors, these little rappers about as real as they names
I hate Hip Hop
Keep the glitz and the glamour
'Cause all these rappers are putting kids in their graves
I hate Hip Hop
The whole culture is cancer
They′ll kill their momma for some clout and a chain

I'm not a mainstream rapper, I think they′re pathetic
I don't compromise my vision just so I can sell some records
I′m not underground, that means it's hard to sell it
I've got mass appeal, mastered being catchy with a message
I′m not whiteboy rapper, actually got that juice and call the vibe
Pumping Eminem, don′t mean that all you boomers really rhyme
Not a corny rapper, spitting every song in double time
Say so much and don't say nothing, bunch of garbage in your lines


Not a Lil rapper, I ain′t autotuning every song
I ain't making tunes exclusively ′bout drinking at the club
Not a candy rapper, I ain't making albums full of pop
I ain′t Macklemore or Logic, Lil Dicky or Asher Roth
I ain't emo rap, I ain't shedding tears, I don′t cut myself
I don′t romanticize suicide or poor mental health
I ain't backpack rap, that′s my grandad's rap
Please, don′t take this as a diss, I'm just Tom Macdonald, bitch

I think I gotta let them know, ayy, ayy, ayy
And let me say it from the soul, man

I hate Hip Hop
How dare you call me a rapper
When all these rappers don′t have nothing left to say?
I hate Hip Hop
It's full of liars and actors, these little rappers about as real as they names
I hate Hip Hop
Keep the glitz and the glamour
'Cause all these rappers are putting kids in their graves
I hate Hip Hop
The whole culture is cancer
They′ll kill their momma for some clout and a chain

I′m so used of hearing people hate, I get it
Hip Hop hates me, and I hate it too, it's been this way forever
I don′t move like them, I'll never be accepted
I got rich without a co-sign, I will hold you ′cause you're jealous
I don′t want the clout, I don't need a friend, y'all can keep your beats
Never signed a deal, so every dollar goes to me
I been humble, ain′t been flexing, ain′t been showing off my blessings
Maybe I should take a second to make sure y'all get the message

I′m in beast mode, check the teeth glow, I don't need dough
Everything is Fendi, Gucci, Sace, Louis V, oh
Nothing new to me, no, too much green to keep, vro
Hundred thousand dollars every hour that I sleep for
I don′t talk about it 'cause the way my momma raised me good
All these rappers hate me, if they don′t, I'll say they maybe should
H-O-G, the army, they say crazy is as crazy does
So watch yourself, blood on our hands, don't bother us, we bathe in blood

I hate Hip Hop
How dare you call me a rapper
When all these rappers don′t have nothing left to say?
I hate Hip Hop
It′s full of liars and actors, these little rappers about as real as they names
I hate Hip Hop
Keep the glitz and the glamour
'Cause all these rappers are putting kids in their graves
I hate Hip Hop
The whole culture is cancer
They′ll kill their momma for some clout and a chain