The Under Assitant West Coast Promotional Man Songtext
von The Rolling Stones

Well I′m waitin' at the bus stop in downtown L.A
Well I′m waitin' at the bus stop in downtown L.A
But I'd much rather be on a boardwalk on Broadway

Well I′m sittin′ here thinkin' just how sharp I am
Well I′m sittin' here thinkin′ just how sharp I am
I'm an under assistant west coast promo man, yeah, yeah

Well I promo groups when they come into town
Well I promo groups when they come into town
Well they laugh at my toupee, they′re sure to put me down

Well I'm sittin' here thinkin′ just how sharp I am
Yeah I′m sittin' here thinkin′ just how sharp I am
I'm the necessary talent behind every rock and roll band


Yeah, I′m sharp, I'm really, really sharp
I sure do earn my pay, sittin′ on the beach every day
Yeah, I had two flops
I break my ass every day
I'm real, real sharp, yes I am
I got a cravat and a seersucker suit, yes I have
Here come the bus, uh oh
Uh, I thought I had a, a dime, where's my dime?
I knew, I know I got a dime here somewhere
Oh, I′m so sharp
You won′t believe how sharp I really am
Don't laugh at me
I′m no phony
I'm no phony no, no