The Ballad of Guskin the Gophertaur Songtext
von The Centaurworld Cast

In the underground, there′s no shortage of pretty things
And the wormtaurs and the moletaurs got no eyes
So sit back with a hot stein full of corndogs (corndogs)
And I'll tell you of the most beautiful guy

He′s Guskin the Gophertaur, look at him go
Watch him dig with his powerful thighs (thighs)
Oh, he's Guskin the Gophertaur, you'll fall in love
Everybody!
With his beautiful gophertaur eyes!
He′s Guskin the Gophertaur, look at him go

Ha, I don′t know what you're talking about, Ched
These guys look like they′re getting along to me
Oh yeah, yeah, sure, the holetaurs are
But, uh, you just watch, heheh
It gets better

With his beautiful gophertaur eyes!
His beautiful gophertaur
Ice


Wait a minute, ice? What's this ice doing in my hole?
What′s this hole doing around our ice?
Move it over there!
You should follow his advice!
But we need it for the hootenanny

You know we brought it all the way here
We like to keep it nice
But if we put it over there
Then there'll be trashtaurs by our ice

You always blame the trashtaurs
When you make the planet gross
But we′re picking up your garbage
Let me tell you something, folks!

If! You! Don't! Want!
Trashtaurs coming 'round
Then throw your stuff away
Don′t leave garbage on the ground!

If! You! Don′t! Want!
Trashtaurs coming 'round
Then put your stuff into the bin
You ding-dongs all leave garbage on the ground!


Loud, you guys are loud and annoying
Thank you!
It was so hard for us just to come and be a part of this
We pulled our roots up out of the ground
And rode a whaletaur ′cross the sea
Just so a bunch of birdtaurs
Could nest in us and use our bodies as a restroom

Comfortable Doug (Comfortable D!)
Comfortable, Comfortable Doug (oh, Comfortable D!)
Comfortable, Comfortable Doug, Comfortable Doug! (Deeee! Deeeeee!)
(Comfortable Dee Dee Dee Dee Dee Dee)

Malandrew! (Yes?)
Malandrew! (Yes?)
Would you please bring mommy her hat?
I'd like to go home, guess what mommy just learned
It turns out I like cats!

Oh, but Grandmama (hmway?)
You′re not my mom (haha, that's silly!)
My mom went missing years ago

Fine, everything is fine
Making biscuits with my feet
Or draped across the beach (that totally meows!)
And nothing bothers me!