Office Space Songtext
von Sweatshop Union

[Just a moment! Corporate Accounts Payable, Nina speaking!]
[I think it′s time again...]
[Corporate Accounts Payable, Nina speaking! Just a moment!]

These are some people that you may just know
We did a song about 'em couple of albums ago
It′s been a few years they've had time to grow
Do you think that they have though?


Picture perfect
She gets to work
And lifts her skirt
To sit near a sick pervert
That spits when he talks
But the prick's her boss
And that′s why she doesn′t get pissed off
That he gawked when she passed by
'Cause if she shows panty-hose
And exposes herself clotheless
And goes with the flow
Then the quality tits and A
Will probably get her raise
Gobblin′ dick for days, great!
Whatever gets the pay

But what happens when she loses her assets?
Stops usin' her ab-flex
And her boobs and her ass gets
All loose and elastic
He finds that she′s past her prime
And that she can't rely
Just on her ass to climb
Up the corporate ladder
She been travelling up
Since she was sixteen
Drunk and sick in the clubs
With the same fuckin′ prick
That's her boss today
They graduated from the clubs
Into an Office Space


These are some people that you may just know
A couple o' people that you may just know
We did this song about ′em couple of albums ago
If you know somebody like this say OH!... OH!
Yeah you may just know ′em
From the club to the office any place, you know 'em!
If they fit the description then shit you may just know ′em
If you see some people like this say OH!

[ARE YOU READY?!]

There we go again
Walkin' through the revolvin′ doors
Me, I'm still down here
Moppin′ these hallway floors
He's graduated from the Lexus to a Benz
To a lay-by coupe
And a better group of friends
A better medical plan
A higher tax-bracket
Hired a black butler
With a tie & black jacket
He's in his office late night with the lights on
Interviewing pretty in turns with the blinds drawn
He′s even signed-on as good as he used to fuck
Way back in the day when they used to cruise the clubs
Booze & drugs used to get her on her knees quick
She′d sniff coke
Take it from diseased dick
But she quit went and got a degree
Six years of school later now she's back on her knees again
And he cant get the smile off his face
Late night layin′ pipe in his office space

These are some people that you may just know
A couple o' people that you may just know
We did this song about ′em couple of albums ago
If you know somebody like this say OH!... OH!
Yeah you may just know 'em
From the club to the office any place, you know ′em!
If they fit the description then shit you may just know 'em
If you see some people like this say OH!

These are some people that you may just know
A couple o' people that you may just know
We did this song about ′em couple of albums ago
If you know somebody like this say OH!... OH!
Yeah you may just know ′em
From the club to the office any place, you know 'em!
If they fit the description then shit you may just know ′em
If you see some people like this say OH!

[Corporate Accounts Payable, Nina speaking! Just a moment!]

I set the building on fire...