It's Closed Songtext
von Smaller

When I go ′the doctor's
It′s closed
When I go 'the dentist
It's closed
When I go ′the shop (When I go ′the shop)
I know it's never gonna stop (I know it′s never gonna stop)
When I get 'the Netto
It′s closed

When I go 'the butcher
It′s closed
When I go 'the barber
It's closed
When I go to church (When I go to church)
It leaves me all in the lurch (It leaves me all in the lurch)
When I get baptised
It′s closed


It′s a conspiracy
To make feel ugly
Is that the way you're seeing me?

When I go to Skelmersdale
It′s closed
When I go out on the ale
It's closed
When I go to town (When I go to town)
I bring everybody down (I bring everybody down)
When I get back home
It′s closed

It's a conspiracy
To make feel ugly
Is that the way you′re seeing me?

It's a conspiracy
To make feel ugly
Is that the way you're seeing me?

Marmite!