Get Up and Do the Wobble Songtext
von Simon & Garfunkel

Hey! Get up.
Get up and do the wobble.

Oh, won′t you please? (Oh, won't you please?)
Do the wobble with me... (Do the wobble with me?)
It′s so easy to do? (It's so easy to do?)
Let me teach it to you! (Let me teach it you.)

Well, beebee shopper's doing at a mashed potatoes.
She′s saying, you can do it beebee, then you better see me later.
Well, tune into Bandstand; tell me what you see.
Well, all the kids are dancin′ to the wa-wa-tootsie.

Everywhere I look, this is what I see:
Everybody's dancin′, they're as happy as can be,
But there′s nobody left to do the wobble with me.


Oh, won't you please? (Oh, won′t you please?)
Do the wobble with me... (Do the wobble with me?)
It's so easy to do? (It's so easy to do?)
Let me teach it to you! (Let me teach it you!)

Well, it got even to us at a locomotion.
And the Jets all puttin′ down that Lambeau motion.
And Chubby Checker′s at his dancin' party, look at him go.
When he is, Little Joey, sing that Fargo Stomp.

Everywhere I look, this is what I see:
Everybody′s dancin', they′re as happy as can be,
But there's nobody left to do that wobble with me.

only:
Oh, won′t you please?
Do the wobble with me?
It's so easy to do?
Let me teach it to you!

Oh, get up! (Oh, won't you please?)
And do the wobble with me. (Do the wobble with me?)
It′s so easy to do? (It′s so easy to do?)
Let me teach it to you. (Let me teach it to you.)