Poor Mohammed Songtext
von Procol Harum

Poor Mohammed at the peep show
Kick the beggar down the stairs
Can′t keep guard, he's old and feeble
Steal his books, burn his prayers


Poor Mohammed at the keyhole
Sit him by the kitchen door
Slop his food all around the table
Let him lick it off the floor

Put Mohammed in the cellar
Keep him there ′till half past ten
Tie some bacon to his beard
Let the rats out on him there