Bump a Grape Songtext
von Pile

Traded up for stronger cologne
cuz he turned his skull into a broken bone
he tried to cry cuz it hurt to think
but neither lobe works

In a leisure suit made of rhinestones
he watches his dog clean his clothes
he seems an alright guy from what I know

Transit authority funds what i bypass
to get my feeding tube
and the plastic it′s made from
holds up so strong and true


But I want a string quartet
while I use the loo
spiders crawl up from under
me to make sure i move

They crawl into my holes
and make me weep and remember my name

He will only dance to a dial tone
he lives on function and function alone
there's not much behind the eyes
from what i know

Traded up for stronger cologne
smells like going out
looks like staying at home
and all the while there were spiders in my butt
crawlin around


And I want a string quartet
while I use the loo
nothing crawls up over my head
to make sure I move