She's a Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas Songtext
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She′s a Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas
She's a Ho Ho Happy New Year
She′s a Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas
She'll be spreading all the Christmas cheer
Again this year

Ever since her grandma got run over by a reindeer
She's been running low on Christmas cheer

With a bottle in her hands
And with her legs around a man
Is how she′s probably spending Christmas this year

And now it′s "Jingle" all the way
To the bed sheets baby
In these cold winter nights, that can drive a girl crazy
'Tis the season to give, and she′s been giving it all the way


There's no shopping just bar hopping
It′s her reason for the season.
She's been stalking Santa Clause from the mall
She′s got a plan for every man
She wants them all to understand
That she won't stop
Until she confronts them all

Well was there mistletoe? (HELL NO!)
Blame it on the alcohol!
Hit the lights (LET'S GO!)
Now it′s time to deck the halls!

Christmas time is magic in the air
But she don′t care now!

"Jingle" all the way
To the bed sheets, baby
In these cold winter nights that can drive a girl crazy
'Tis the season to give, and she′s been giving it all the way

She says, "it's cold outside, but it′s warm in the bed.
And why go sleigh riding when I can ride instead."
I bet the eggnog's going to her head for sure (She′s tipsy!)

Shimmy on the rooftop, Old Saint Nick
Dirty puctures in the bedroom.
Click, Click, Click
No I don't think that's what mistletoe is for (Nuh-uh, Nuh-uh)

She looks up to Santa, with eyes so bright,
And she says," Won′t you ride my sleigh tonight?"


′Cause she's a Hoe-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
She′s a hoe-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Jingle all the way
To bed sheets, baby
In these cold winter nights that drive a crazy
'Tis the season to give, and she′s been giving it all the way