Let Me Host S & L Songtext
von Nick Lutsko

Haters trying to steal my shine
They′ll have to kill me if they think I'm missing Saturday Night Live
It′s almost Elon time
But Elon's not that good at jokes
So I should host
And Elon should resign

Let me host S&L
My brain works really well
And Dr. Scripps agrees I am in perfect health
I'll write the show myself
I′ll book my own motel
I′ll gloat on live TV as Mel's birds burn in Hell

Let′s not waste time on Colin Jost
In fact, let's lose the cast
I′ll bust my ass and do a one-man show
I'm a multifaceted host
If you choose Elon over me
I′ll start an S&L all on my own


Let me host S&L
Lorne Michaels, here's my cell
Please don't believe the stories Grandma′s boyfriend tells
I′ll shoot the show myself
Your ratings will excel
You won't survive another year without my help

Let me host S&L
Or I′ll start one myself
I'll gloat on live TV as Mel′s birds burn in hell
Let me host S&L
Or I'll start one myself
Your show won′t last another year without my help

"Live from Grandma's basement, it's Saturday Nick!
Featuring... Nick!
Desmond!
With musical guest... Nick!
Now here′s your host... Nick!"

Has everybody seen this?
Joe Biden is double the size of Jimmy Carter
What′s next? He'll be double the size of Mount Rushmore?
I- I have to say the Republicans are not that happy with
Uh- Liz Cheney
Um- And I wonder, what did she do?
Shoot uh someone in the face... um- in a horrible hunting accident?
Um- ′Cause her dad did that