Drastic Sturgeon Songtext
von Mansun

Shop at Kwik Save and you make a good saving
Difference in prices is truly amazing
Chips from the freezer come in very big portions
Down our end you get fantastic reductions

You′re a cheeky sod
You've changed the odds
Well if that′s what you want

Get your op, you'll be shopping in Sainsbury's
Look so good all the people won′t phase you
They′ll all be looking at you spending a fortune
Like the second coming with a much better hairdo

You're a cheeky sod
You′ve changed the odds
Well if that's what you want

Kiss me, hit me, do what you want to me
Kiss me, lick me, do what you want to me now
′Cos I'll be leaving soon


Look in the mirror and you see you are perfect
Pity ′bout the scar that is hidden below deck
Just like new 'cos your change is so drastic
Stay in the shade 'cos you′re just made of plastic

You′re a cheeky sod
You've changed the odds
Well if that′s what you want

Kiss me, hit me, do what you want to me
Kiss me, lick me, do what you want to me now
I'll be leaving soon

Kiss me, hit me, do what you want to me
Kiss me, lick me, do what you want to me now
I′ll be leaving soon

Don't look twice
′Cos you've got different eyes
Than the ones that were fine
That you could see though

Don't look twice
′Cos you′ve got different thighs
Than the ones that were fine
That you could sit through


Kiss me, hit me, do what you want to me
Kiss me, lick me, do what you want to me now
I'll be leaving soon