One Night Stand Songtext
von Kolby Cooper
One Night Stand Songtext
Well, I got home this morning and everything was gone
The only thing she left me were the clothes that I got on
And yeah, we used to fuss and fight, but I never thought it′d come to this
So I did what any broke guy would do and jumped on Craigslist
I said I need a couch and a fridge and a mattress
Could ya help an old boy out if ya have it
Yeah, I need a lamp, shower curtain and a microwave
I don't need the whole table, just a TV tray
And if ya got one laying around, I′ll take anything that makes a sound
'Cause she took all the records and the player too
If it works, that'll work, it ain′t gotta be new
And since she′s gone, I don't need one on each side of the bed
Now, I just need one-night stand
Yeah, I just need one-night stand
Well, I got a call from a guy said he just saw my ad
Said he threw his lazy-boy in the alley, so I made a mad dash
And on my way to pick it up, I got a random text from a lady
She said I just saw your post
My husband′s s'posed to leave the house around eight
I thought, aww naw, this ain′t good
That poor ol' girl must′ve misunderstood
I just need a couch and a fridge and a mattress
Could ya help an ol' boy out if ya have it
Yeah, I need some soap, shampoo and some cutlery
And man, the whole damn house could use some potpourri
If there's anything cool in your basement
Chances are, man, I got space for it
And if ya got a big mouth billy-bass, I can talk to
Man, you ought ta let me help you out
I can take it off your hands
Yeah, I just need one-night stand
Yeah, I just need one-night stand
Man, I just need all this stuff
′Cause I′m about to start my life without her
I just wish that I'd quit getting all these pop-ups
From the casual encounters
′Cause I said I need a couch and a fridge and a mattress
Could ya help an ol' boy out if ya have it
Yeah, I need a lamp, shower curtain and a microwave
I don′t need the whole table, just a TV tray
And if ya got one laying around, I'll take anything that makes a sound
′Cause she took all the records and the player too
If it works, that'll work, it ain't gotta be new
And since she′s gone, I don′t need one on each side of the bed
Now, I just need one-night stand
Yeah, I just need one-night stand
Somewhere I can put this yellow lava lamp
Yeah, I just need one-night stand
The only thing she left me were the clothes that I got on
And yeah, we used to fuss and fight, but I never thought it′d come to this
So I did what any broke guy would do and jumped on Craigslist
I said I need a couch and a fridge and a mattress
Could ya help an old boy out if ya have it
Yeah, I need a lamp, shower curtain and a microwave
I don't need the whole table, just a TV tray
And if ya got one laying around, I′ll take anything that makes a sound
'Cause she took all the records and the player too
If it works, that'll work, it ain′t gotta be new
And since she′s gone, I don't need one on each side of the bed
Now, I just need one-night stand
Yeah, I just need one-night stand
Well, I got a call from a guy said he just saw my ad
Said he threw his lazy-boy in the alley, so I made a mad dash
And on my way to pick it up, I got a random text from a lady
She said I just saw your post
My husband′s s'posed to leave the house around eight
I thought, aww naw, this ain′t good
That poor ol' girl must′ve misunderstood
I just need a couch and a fridge and a mattress
Could ya help an ol' boy out if ya have it
Yeah, I need some soap, shampoo and some cutlery
And man, the whole damn house could use some potpourri
If there's anything cool in your basement
Chances are, man, I got space for it
And if ya got a big mouth billy-bass, I can talk to
Man, you ought ta let me help you out
I can take it off your hands
Yeah, I just need one-night stand
Yeah, I just need one-night stand
Man, I just need all this stuff
′Cause I′m about to start my life without her
I just wish that I'd quit getting all these pop-ups
From the casual encounters
′Cause I said I need a couch and a fridge and a mattress
Could ya help an ol' boy out if ya have it
Yeah, I need a lamp, shower curtain and a microwave
I don′t need the whole table, just a TV tray
And if ya got one laying around, I'll take anything that makes a sound
′Cause she took all the records and the player too
If it works, that'll work, it ain't gotta be new
And since she′s gone, I don′t need one on each side of the bed
Now, I just need one-night stand
Yeah, I just need one-night stand
Somewhere I can put this yellow lava lamp
Yeah, I just need one-night stand
Writer(s): Trenton Summar, Jordan Walker Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com