I Can’t Dance Songtext
von Jimmy James Thomas

The story you′re about to hear is true
The reason i know it's true is becuase uh.it′s about me
You see, I have a very serious problem
My problem is that um.I cant dance
And if you don't mind, I'd like to tell you about it
Whoah-woah-woah
Well you know that i can′t dance
Oh no I cant′t ya'll
Whoah-woah-woah
Don′t you know that I can't dance, oh no I can′t
I can't get my feet together children
I guess I just ain′t got a chance
Oh no
Come on over here girl, and teach me to do the pearl
Come on over here Sue, and teach me the boogaloo
Come on show me this thing, that they call the shing-a-ling
Help me somebody, teach me


Because I can't dance, oh no I can't
I don′t know what is wrong with me
Oh can′t you see?
Everybody's havin′ a good time dancin', I′m standin' here in misery
What′s wrong with me?
Oh my goodness!
Woah-woah-woah
Don't you know that I cant dance, oh no I can't ya′ll
I cant get ma feet together now, I guess I just aint got a chance
Come on over here girl, and teach me to do the pearl
Come on over here Sue, and teach me the boogaloo
Come on show me this thing, that they call the shing-a-ling
Help me somebody now, teach me
Because I can′t dance, I don't know what is wrong with me
Oh my goodness!
Everybody′s having a good time dancing, I'm standin′ here in misery
What's wrong with me?