Nine Inch Will Please a Lady Songtext
von Jean Redpath

Come read me, dein, come tell me, dein
My dein, come tell me truly
What length o′ graith, when weel ca'd in
Will sere a woman duly?

The curl and clew, her wanton tail
Her wanton tail, sae ready
I learned this song in Annandale
Nine inch will please a lady


But for a country cunt like mine
In sooth, we′re nae sae gentle
We'll dap twae thumbry tae the nine
And that's a sauncey bintle

O leas me on, my chirlie lad
I′ll ne′er forget my chirlie
Twae roarin' haunfies and a door
And he neidged it in fu′ rarely

But weary fa' the laverin′ dowp
And maein' ne′er be thrivin'
It's no′ the length that gars me loup
But it′s the double drivin'


Come nidge me, Tam, come nidge me, Tam
Come nidge me ower the nival
Call out and lag your bat and ram
And thrash him at my gavel