Secure Horizons Songtext
von Guttermouth

Yeah, I know I pissed away a lot of dough
What a waste of time
I spent every dime
Not planning for a sound financial future

Invested in the good times
You gotta learn to diversify
Livin′ large on the west side

Inside tip
A high yield blue chip
The interest rates will fall
Open Gutter mall
Just planning for a sound financial future

Invested in the good times
You gotta learn to diversify
Livin' large on the west side


Bill Richardson plans a last minute round of calls
To OPEC ministers to make Washington shake
We recognize that high oil prices not only hurt our investment
But spark inflation
Everybody needs a commodity
And as the rest of the world picks up
We′re going to fix commodity price pressure
We'll bring prices back to normal

Started out with pocket change
Learned about capital gains
Reinvest my dividends
The Dow is on the rise again yeah
Oh, yeah

Ring goes the final bell
Biotech did fairly well
Power lunch with Michael Dell
Really didn't go so, well, yeah
Oh, yeah

Started with some pocket change
Learned about capital gain
Reinvest my dividends yeah
The Dow is on the rise again
Ring goes the final bell
Biotech did fairly well yeah


Now our mall is pretty fucking tall
The merger spawned a split
Monopolize then quit that shit
You got to secure your financial, your financial future

Invested in the good times
You gotta learn to diversify
Livin′ large on the west side

Future, invested in the good times
You gotta learn to diversify
Livin′ large on the west side

Future, invested in the good times
You gotta learn to diversify
Livin' large on the west side