The Fight 2 Songtext
von Froggy Fresh

Lame James is a stupid dumb jerk
Yeah, James is a stupid dumb jerk
He′s about to get hurt
And I'm about to put him in the dirt
′Cause James is a stupid dumb jerk, jerk
Lame James is a stupid dumb jerk
Yeah, James is a stupid dumb jerk
He's about to get hurt
And I'm about to put him in the dirt
′Cause James is a stupid dumb jerk, jerk


I got the eye of the tiger
I got the canons loaded up and they′re ready to fire
I'm about to make James expire
You ask me why I′m fightin' James? ′Cause James is a liar
He's been sayin′ that I'm gay
I'm not gay, I hang out with girls every day
So does that make me gay?
Whatever, I don′t care
It doesn′t matter anyway
Yeah, and I was ready to brawl
'Cause he′s also been sayin' I′m small
But that's not a lie, in fact, he′s not lyin' at all
You see, sometimes, I kinda wish I was tall
But most of all
Me and Mike were just done with his crap
Like when he throws pee-filled balloons at our backs
Or when he calls us Dumb and Dumber, everyone laughs
I'm tired of hearin′ him yappin′, I'mma make him shut his trap

Lame James is a stupid dumb jerk
Yeah, James is a stupid dumb jerk
He′s about to get hurt
And I'm about to put him in the dirt
′Cause James is a stupid dumb jerk, jerk
Lame James is a stupid dumb jerk
Yeah, James is a stupid dumb jerk
He's about to get hurt
And I′m about to put him in the dirt
'Cause James is a stupid dumb jerk, jerk


I watched Maywhether fights all night
See, all I really gotta do is connect with the right
If I hit him in the eye, then he'll be losin′ his sight
Only problem that I have is my height
I′m either gonna have to jump off of a trampoline
Or maybe I could ask james if he could fight on his knees
But James probably wouldn't go for that
So me and Mike figured the trampoline was our best bet
Me and James would be circlin′ around
Then Mike would run up and throw the trampoline down
I would jump off the trampoline, soar through space
Come down on James, and hit him right in the face
I called James and said, "You think you're hard?
Then meet us at three o′clock in Mike's front yard"
Then James said, "I bet you wish that I was hard"
It was a gay joke, he got me again

So, if I hang out with girls
Does that make me gay or does that mean that I really like girls?
′Cause, 'cause I think it means that I just really think girls are hot

Lame James is a stupid dumb jerk
Yeah, James is a stupid dumb jerk
He's about to get hurt
And I′m about to put him in the dirt
′Cause James is a stupid dumb jerk, jerk
Lame James is a stupid dumb jerk
Yeah, James is a stupid dumb jerk
He's about to get hurt
And I′m about to put him in the dirt
'Cause James is a stupid dumb jerk, jerk

Jame came over Mike′s
We were both ready to fight
I asked him, "James, do you want the left or want the right?"
I was feelin' ready, I was feelin′ mean
My homeboy Mike was waitin' with the trampoline
Then James pulled out his gun
I screamed out "He's got a gun" then I started to run
But then James screamed out, "Stop
And if you call the cops, then I′mma let the pistol pop"
There wasn′t really much that I could do
He took my shirt and my pants but he let me keep my shoes
'Cause he said that they were junk
So then I called him punk
He said, "What?" and then he took my shoes, too
And then he threw them in a tree, so what?
So it′s lucky for me I'm really good at climbin′ trees
Or at least I thought I was
'Cause then I made it halfway up
And then I got stuck

Lame James is a stupid dumb jerk
Yeah, James is a stupid dumb jerk
He′s about to get hurt
And I'm about to put him in the dirt
'Cause James is a stupid dumb jerk, jerk
Lame James is a stupid dumb jerk
Yeah, James is a stupid dumb jerk
He′s about to get hurt
And I′m about to put him in the dirt
'Cause James is a stupid dumb jerk, jerk

Lame James is a stupid dumb jerk
Yeah, James is a stupid dumb jerk
He′s about to get hurt
And I'm about to put him in the dirt
′Cause James is a stupid dumb jerk, jerk
Lame James is a stupid dumb jerk
Yeah, James is a stupid dumb jerk
He's about to get hurt
And I′m about to put him in the dirt
'Cause James is a stupid dumb jerk, jerk