Happily Ever After Songtext
von Diddy

Once upon a time, a prince asked a beautiful princess
"Will you marry me?" The princess said, "No"
And the prince lived happily ever after

And he rode motorcycles and fucked skinny big-titted broads
And hunted and fished whenever the fuck he wanted
And went to naked bars, and dated women half his age
And drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan
And snorted cocaine off strippers′ asses


And never heard bitching
And never paid child support or alimony
And ate pussies and ass-fucked cheerleaders
And kept his house and guns, and
Never got cheated on while he was at work
And all his friends and family thought he was fucking cool as hell
And he had tons of money in the bank
And he left the toilet seat up

The end