The Money Song Songtext
von Dean Martin with Jerry Lewis

If you got it you don′t need it if you need it you don't got you
Don′t get shame on you funny funny funny what money can do them that
Have it get more of it less they need it the more they love it
And it sticks to them like glue funny funny funny what money can

Do ask the rich man he'll confess money can't buy happiness ask the
Poor man he don′t doubt but he′d
Rather be miserable with than without

If you spend it please be wiser if you save it you are a miser
You don't want it you′re cuckoo funny funny funny what money can do

LA LA money
(DM)oh shut up Jerry what are you doing
(JL)am singing (DM) this is singing
(JL)don't you like it(DM)no I don′t like it you want
To sing with me (JL)can I sing with you (DM)sure you can
(JL) alright


If I don't need it badly
(JL) folks will give it to you gladly
(DM)but I need it
(JL)nuts to you
(DM)funny funny funny what money can do

If I′m Lucky and I make it
(JL) you'll be frightened (DM)but who can take it
(JL)The internal revenoooooooo
(DM) funny funny funny what money can do

Birds don't got it still they sing
(JL) eating winds up on the wings
(DM)ideal lives some folks affirm
(JL)so OK you′re a Bird suppose you′re a woman
(DM)it's a bad thing oh yes very
(JL)for the germs and sanitary
(DM)will you have some (JL)oh thank you
(Both) funny funny funny what money can do
...mumble jumble...


But I need it
(DM) if you need it (JL)and I need it
(DM)you don′t got it (JL)but I want it
(DM)you can't get it shame on you (JL)what can I do
(DM)them that have it (JL)where′d they get
(DM) get more of it(JL)can they keep it
(DM)the less they need it (JL)who don't need it
(DM)The more they love it(JL)and how they love it
(DM) and sticks to them like glue (JL)boo hop
(Both) funny funny funny what money can do

(Both)money money we love you
(Both)funny funny funny you can do