Stalagamite Songtext
von Chucklehead

Dance around, sing a little bit
Everybody get right down to it
Dance around, sing a little bit
Everybody, everybody get right down do it
Dance around, sing a little bit
Everybody get right down to it
Dance around, sing a little bit
Everybody, everybody get right down do it

Well I was talking to Minnie Boo and she said all right
(Whatcha′ do is your business, don't, don′t try to forget this)
Well she was wearing blue, stockings too and I said all right
(Whatcha' do is your business, don't, don′t try to forget this)
Well I was hanging ′round Charlie Brown and he said all right
(Whatcha' do is your business, don′t, don't try to forget this)
His do was funky fresh, a shirt of fleshy mesh and I could see through

Knick, knack, paddy wack
Give the dog a bone
Knick, knack, paddy wack
Give the dog a bone


Dance around, sing a little bit
Everybody get right down to it
Dance around, sing a little bit
Everybody, everybody get right down do it
Dance around, sing a little bit
Everybody get right down to it
Dance around, sing a little bit
Everybody, everybody get right down do it

Well I was scammin′ on, not 'till dawn and she said all right
(Whatcha′ do is your business, don't, don't try to forget this)
I said excuse me Dawn, you left your oven on
She said you′re quite right
(Whatcha′ do is your business, don't, don′t try to forget this)
But when I looked to see if she was baking me funky Stalactite
(Whatcha' do is your business, don′t, don't try to forget this)
I found her rollin′ round with busy Charlie Brown
And he said all right
Yeah, aw take it up, take, take it up

All right, all right, all right, all right
All right, all right, all right, my Stalagamite

Knick, knack, paddy wack
Give the dog a bone
Knick, knack, paddy wack
Give the dog a bone


Well I was chillin' with Show Biz Liz and she said all right
(Whatcha' do is your business, don′t, don′t try to forget this)
I said explain to me your philosophy, she said I don't bite
(Whatcha′ do is your business, don't, don′t try to forget this)
Then we called Minnie Boo and made a one plus two
And we said all right
(Whatcha' do is your business, don′t, don't try to forget this)
So if your life is dead just call a Chucklehead
And we'll play all night
(Whatcha′ do is your business, don′t, don't try to forget this)

Dance around, sing a little bit
Everybody get right down to it
Dance around, sing a little bit
Everybody, everybody get right down do it
Dance around, sing a little bit
Everybody get right down to it
Dance around, sing a little bit
Everybody, everybody get right down do it

With the funk, with the funk, with the funk, with the funk
With the funk, with the funk, with the funk