God Damn Songtext
von Chucklehead

God damn, I′m seein' stars like Uncle Sam when he hears the jam
God damn, seein′ stars like Uncle Sam
Understand man, understand man?
God damn, I'm seein' stars like Uncle Sam when he hears the jam
God damn, seein′ stars like Uncle Sam
Understand man, understand man?


I′m kicking out with the random house of soul
I got more lines than my neighborhood's got Gerbeauxs
Everybody knows the choosy ones chose
The water mark is high, its The Tide
Slippin out of the subway into the doorway hear the vocal flambé
Hey, I′m comin' around to get you wipin′ your farhead I sweat you
Ya say I'm the one, nurse sponge, me down, me low
Midori rips a violin at the show fellow, get down It′s mellow
And cool like a polar bear
Funky like your twenty seven day old underwear
Honey grab a spare
Sit down here's a chair for your big fat derrière
I drink from the tap 'cuz I can′t afford Perrier
Yeah, I know like a teacher knows chalk, a pitcher knows the balk
And Kirk knows Spock, I know how to rock

God damn, I′m seein' stars like Uncle Sam when he hears the jam
God damn, seein′ stars like Uncle Sam
Understand man, understand man?
God damn, I'm seein′ stars like Uncle Sam when he hears the jam
God damn, seein' stars like Uncle Sam
Understand man, understand man?

I flickidy flicks on my bic, shoot up flames kind of quick
A sparkler so mark me a bag full of tricks
Treats with the beat, not a sugar coated sweet
Keep my hands on the slide coming down, watch them feet
I sung one from the lung for the young ones and I won′t ail ya'
A nappy headed daughter named Michala
Has my heart in her tiny little hand
Hear the pumpidy, pumpidy, pumpidy, pump of the band


God damn, I'm seein′ stars like Uncle Sam when he hears the jam
God damn, seein′ stars like Uncle Sam
Understand man, understand man?
God damn, I'm seein′ stars like Uncle Sam when he hears the jam
God damn, seein' stars like Uncle Sam
Understand man, understand man?

Rock and roll is just a wallet with a hole
And my shoes are in need of some of that other kind of soul
Power in my pennies and nickels, that tickles
I′ve been beat down for a dollar like the hammer and sickle
'Cuz paper beats rock so I guess that I′m the looser
I could rock, rock, Planet Rock a march by Souza
My blues ain't news and I will never win the Lotto
I'd like to say Fuck You to Alphonse D′amato
Blotto, here is the Rorschach test
Are you afraid you might see yourself completely undressed?
It′s messed and at my own behest I recommend rest
If the squeaky wheel squeals and you can't deal then guard your nest
I′m not exactly liquid but I still get around
'Cuz I′m down with the sound that's aromatic and ground
Up from the soil with trouble and turmoil
Modern day and on the road with my bros

Because I rock ya′ all the way to Lake Titicaca
So batten down your hatches
'Cuz I blast like Binaca on your gums chums
You want some cheese with this cracker?
I got your lime lip gloss all over my smacker
Creaker open the door watch it all fumble onto the floor
Or pick it up slowly, Holy Ghost don't dispose me
He knows me well, hell, I think we once shared a dwelling
So pick the pace down so I can stop all the swelling
I′m commin with the bare truth like a 70′s streaker
With the tools and jewels to pop gems in your speakers
From Lolly Lolly's adverbs all the way to a noun
I rock you to the ground from my spot up on the mound
So when I step up to the mic I bust it out like Old Yeller
I work the microphone and you be Helen Keller fella
Ladies please don′t drop to your knees
Someone pass a tissue 'cuz I think I′m gonna sneeze

God damn, I'm seein′ stars like Uncle Sam when he hears the jam
God damn, seein' stars like Uncle Sam
Understand man, understand man?
God damn, I'm seein′ stars like Uncle Sam when he hears the jam
God damn, seein′ stars like Uncle Sam
Understand man, understand man?