Funk Is on the Loose Songtext
von Chucklehead

Already to the one and I′m kickin' out the two
Like Cab Calloway, "Heidi Heidi Heidi Hoo"
With the three in front of me as the four shuts the door
Chucklehead to the top like Mount Rushmore
More funky and skunky and clunky, no junkie
So step off and go to lunch you grade school flunky
Do you like to shake your booty "tuttie fruity aw Rudie"
So hit with the Jazz chord, so fine
Hit me with the home run slug of pine
Head round the base, drum up another run
For the eight step to the plate for the setting of the sun

Can I get a witness protection program
Cuz the funk is on the loose and it′s kickin' up sand
Can I get a witness protection program
Cuz the funk is on the loose and it's kickin′ up sand


To be in front of me you cut in line for your chow mein
Chicken finger, chicken hearted, chicken butt, chicken stain
To tell the truth its truth or dare
Just like the skunk its savoir-faire
And savoir-faire is everywhere, and everywhere is over there
The loom boys loomin′ in your underwear
The loom boys zoomin' and it′s not so rare
Tinker Toy, Lego Boy, Lincoln Log, Boss Hog
Dip stick, think quick, don't trip, I rip
Dippin′ of the stickin' to the bottom of the pan
Bam-Bam and Pebbles baby I′m your man

Can I get a witness protection program
Cuz the funk is on the loose and it's kickin' up sand
Can I get a witness protection program
Cuz the funk is on the loose and it′s kickin′ up sand

Insurrection, misdirection, introspection, my inflection
Fleck of the flies and the cheesy alibis
Velveeta, mozzarella, and a sharp block of cheddar
Rootin-tootin, Fig Newton, Fluffer-Nutter, tuna netter
Beef to the burger to the beat on the run
You to the me to the setting of the sun
Golly, G-force, whiz kid, Billy-Ball bearing
Slip knot, tie game, Boy Wonder is daring

Can I get a witness protection program
Cuz the funk is on the loose and it's kickin′ up sand
Can I get a witness protection program
Cuz the funk is on the loose and it's kickin′ up sand


Fret to the finger to the finger to the fret
Understand, listen to the band, I'm your man
Fret to the finger to the finger to the fret
Understand, listen to the band, I′m your man
Fret to the finger to the finger to the fret
Understand, listen to the band, I'm your man
Fret to the finger to the finger to the fret
Understand, listen to the band, I'm your man

Can I get a witness protection program
Cuz the funk is on the loose and it′s kickin′ up sand
Can I get a witness protection program
Cuz the funk is on the loose and it's kickin′ up sand
Can I get a witness protection program
Cuz the funk is on the loose and it's kickin′ up sand
Can I get a witness protection program
Cuz the funk is on the loose and it's kickin′ up sand

What do you think when the beat starts to sink
And you're left in the ocean, well I motion for the notion
To craft a canoe of course to course the river rightly, lightly
Bring the beat back politely, please

Back again so comprehend, it's on the prowl so reprehend
The funk before it sniffs you out
Comes to your door and asks for more
The turnpike to your soul become a hole, patrol, control
Tootsie Roll with the goal of keeping down the toll you blinded mole
Who never saw but felt it out
As if this practice gives you clout you lout
This one′s a rout, so can′t you see the sea in front of me
A pasture for my pleasure cruiser, bruiser
Sorry punk, you dissed the funk, now who's the skunk

I say it don′t spray it when I rock the microphone
Cuz when I'm sprayin′ there's no sayin′ how, I'm messing up my tone
I say it don't spray it when I rock the microphone
Cuz when I′m sprayin′ there's no sayin′ how, I'm messing up my tone
I say it don′t spray it (fret to the finger)
When I rock the microphone (to the finger to the fret)
Cuz when I'm sprayin′ (understand)
There's no sayin' (listen to the band)
How, I′m messing up my tone (I′m your man)
I say it don't spray it (fret to the finger)
When I rock the microphone (to the finger to the fret)
Cuz when I′m sprayin' (understand,)
There′s no sayin' (listen to the band)
How, I′m messing up my tone (I'm your man)

Can I get a witness protection program
Cuz the funk is on the loose and it's kickin′ up sand
Can I get a witness protection program
Cuz the funk is on the loose and it′s kickin' up sand

Fret to the finger to the to the fret
To the fret to the finger to the to the fret
To the fret to the finger to the to the fret
To the fret to the finger to the to the fret
To the fret to the finger to the to the fret