OJ Songtext
von Chris Rock
OJ Songtext
Lot of racial shit this year
Lot of racial shit
OJ
OJ was big
That′s right
Black people too happy, white people too mad
White people were like, man, this is bullshit
I ain't seen white people that mad since they canceled MASH
Black people way too happy
Like, hey, we won!
We won!
Hey, we won!
What the fuck did we win?
Every day I look in the mailbox for my OJ prize, nothing
And ooh, it′s all about race
That shit wasn't about race
That shit was about fame
Because if OJ wasn't famous, he′d be in jail right now
If OJ drove a bus
If OJ drove a bus, he wouldn′t even be OJ
He'd be Orenthal, the bus-driving murderer
He′d be in jail
And they'd be like, ooh, the jury′s so stupid
Fuck the fuck out of here, man
They're so stupid
White people would have done the exact same shit, okay?
The exact same shit
Because if that was Jerry Seinfeld
Charged with double murder
And the only person that found the glove
Just happened to be in the Nation of Islam
Jerry be a free man be eating cereal right now but let′s break down the case whatever what's the
Guy Ron Goldman that was her boyfriend okay don't be mistaken and think it was just some guy
Returning glasses okay when′s the last time you left some shit in a restaurant and they brought
It back to your house okay shit I want to eat there shit you can leave a newborn baby in a
Restaurant and they′ll put him in a coat room second of all he was known to drive around town
And this Ferrari that OJ bought for her think about that shit I'll buy you a car you′re gonna
Let another man drive around in my car are you out of your fucking mind shit
You better recognize
Shit I don't even have Ferrari but if I saw somebody driving my Pinto
That shit would blow up like the godfather
And I′m not saying he should have killed her but I understand
You know what else OJ is paying $25,000 a month in alimony
$25,000 and $4,000 a month for food
For food what the fuck was she eating
For four grand a month I guess she's like I gotta get some extra cheese in my whopper
Yo women y′all got it good boy when it's time to get a divorce women got it made to go to court
Stop talking that shit your honor I'm used to this I′m used to that I′m accustomed to this
Yo what the fuck is accustomed what's that got to do with shit hey you got a restaurant you′re
Accustomed to eating you leave you ain't eating anything you′re not supposed to eat you're not
No more they don′t owe you a steak I want to go to court that shit y'all I'm used to this I′m used
To that I want some money give me some money they get the money what about what the man′s used to
What about what the man's accustomed to that might not be money but during the course of a
Relationship a man grows accustomed to a few things and I would love to see a man go to court
And say yeah I′m gonna check this out you know I'm accustomed to fucking her four times a week
Now I feel I should be able to fuck at least twice a week
I mean she could have the alimony but I want some pussy payments
And my bad that′s right man shit no that's alimony that′s what made OJ crap that oil machine paying that
Big-ass alimony he ain't scored a touchdown in 20 years that's right should have had a prenup
That′s right prenuptial agreement everybody needs a prenup people think gotta be rich to get a
Prenup oh no you got 20 million your wife want 10 big deal you ain′t starving but if you make
30,000 and your wife want 15 you might have to kill her
Shit shit I ain't gonna move back with my mama because you ain′t in love you're gonna have to die
So you gotta think about OJ′s situation 25,000 a month another man driving around
His car fucking his wife and a house he's still paying the mortgage on now I′m not saying he should have killed her but I understand
Lot of racial shit
OJ
OJ was big
That′s right
Black people too happy, white people too mad
White people were like, man, this is bullshit
I ain't seen white people that mad since they canceled MASH
Black people way too happy
Like, hey, we won!
We won!
Hey, we won!
What the fuck did we win?
Every day I look in the mailbox for my OJ prize, nothing
And ooh, it′s all about race
That shit wasn't about race
That shit was about fame
Because if OJ wasn't famous, he′d be in jail right now
If OJ drove a bus
If OJ drove a bus, he wouldn′t even be OJ
He'd be Orenthal, the bus-driving murderer
He′d be in jail
And they'd be like, ooh, the jury′s so stupid
Fuck the fuck out of here, man
They're so stupid
White people would have done the exact same shit, okay?
The exact same shit
Because if that was Jerry Seinfeld
Charged with double murder
And the only person that found the glove
Just happened to be in the Nation of Islam
Jerry be a free man be eating cereal right now but let′s break down the case whatever what's the
Guy Ron Goldman that was her boyfriend okay don't be mistaken and think it was just some guy
Returning glasses okay when′s the last time you left some shit in a restaurant and they brought
It back to your house okay shit I want to eat there shit you can leave a newborn baby in a
Restaurant and they′ll put him in a coat room second of all he was known to drive around town
And this Ferrari that OJ bought for her think about that shit I'll buy you a car you′re gonna
Let another man drive around in my car are you out of your fucking mind shit
You better recognize
Shit I don't even have Ferrari but if I saw somebody driving my Pinto
That shit would blow up like the godfather
And I′m not saying he should have killed her but I understand
You know what else OJ is paying $25,000 a month in alimony
$25,000 and $4,000 a month for food
For food what the fuck was she eating
For four grand a month I guess she's like I gotta get some extra cheese in my whopper
Yo women y′all got it good boy when it's time to get a divorce women got it made to go to court
Stop talking that shit your honor I'm used to this I′m used to that I′m accustomed to this
Yo what the fuck is accustomed what's that got to do with shit hey you got a restaurant you′re
Accustomed to eating you leave you ain't eating anything you′re not supposed to eat you're not
No more they don′t owe you a steak I want to go to court that shit y'all I'm used to this I′m used
To that I want some money give me some money they get the money what about what the man′s used to
What about what the man's accustomed to that might not be money but during the course of a
Relationship a man grows accustomed to a few things and I would love to see a man go to court
And say yeah I′m gonna check this out you know I'm accustomed to fucking her four times a week
Now I feel I should be able to fuck at least twice a week
I mean she could have the alimony but I want some pussy payments
And my bad that′s right man shit no that's alimony that′s what made OJ crap that oil machine paying that
Big-ass alimony he ain't scored a touchdown in 20 years that's right should have had a prenup
That′s right prenuptial agreement everybody needs a prenup people think gotta be rich to get a
Prenup oh no you got 20 million your wife want 10 big deal you ain′t starving but if you make
30,000 and your wife want 15 you might have to kill her
Shit shit I ain't gonna move back with my mama because you ain′t in love you're gonna have to die
So you gotta think about OJ′s situation 25,000 a month another man driving around
His car fucking his wife and a house he's still paying the mortgage on now I′m not saying he should have killed her but I understand
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