LIFE MUST BE HORNY Songtext
von CHARLEE ILLTHOUGHTS

Life must be horny, always trynna fuck me
Life must be horny, always trynna fuck me
Life must be horny, life must be horny
Life must be horny, I keep gettin′ fucked
Life must be horny, always trynna fuck me
Life must be horny, always trynna fuck me
Life must be horny, life must be horny
Life must be horny, I keep gettin' fucked

Been a good minute since I last got ass
I work alot, so dating? I aint got time for that
Internet hooker, got me blushin′, crushin'
Call her up, two hundred bucks? Ayyo, fuck it
Meet up a hotel, hooker looks awesome
Pull out my wallet, things go rotten
Handcuffs click, been set up by vice
Aint fuckin' nobody, getting fucked by life


Life must be horny, always trynna fuck me
Life must be horny, always trynna fuck me
Life must be horny, life must be horny
Life must be horny, I keep gettin′ fucked

Run into a store, park my car on the street
Know these tow trucks are thieves, but I′m gonna be brief
Three minutes in, I got, all of my shit
Head back to where I parked, my cars gone with the wind
Then I head uptown, to that impound lot
Two hundred plus I drop, to get my car unblocked
See a dent in my bumper, wasn't here before tonight
Fuckin′ tow truck just fucked up my ride

Life must be horny, always trynna fuck me
Life must be horny, always trynna fuck me
Life must be horny, life must be horny
Life must be horny, I keep gettin' fucked


At a motel, restin′ up, get up
Realize, ahh fuck, spent the night with bed bugs
Got them red marks, on my arms, legs and face
Don't want em coming home with me, so I throw my shit away
Don′t ever let people tell you that dreams don't come true
Had nightmares of these dudes, now they're up in my room
Creepy crawly mothafuckas, filling me up with bites
Every single night, getting fucked by life

Life must be horny, always trynna fuck me
Life must be horny, always trynna fuck me
Life must be horny, life must be horny
Life must be horny, I keep gettin′ fucked

Life, life is hard
Life, life, life is hard
Life, life, life is hard
Life, life is hard
I keep gettin′ fucked