Puke in the Duke Songtext
von Buster Shuffle

The duke
Well he no longer wants me
It′s true
Because I had a puke
Last weekend
Whilst I went out for a few
I had a guinness and a black 4 ciders after that
And then I had to run and go and have a puke
In the sink

And it wasn't intentional
And I didn′t mean a thing
I was feeling a-ok
Then a little smoke out the back and I went whack
And the room, it started to spin
Then I threw it all back up
Every single little last drop
In the sink of the duke


Rob, the landlord
Well, he asked me to leave
He said, "Son, well you can't hold your drink"
I said, "Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on"
It was just a little mistake
I didn't have my tea, no lunch, no feed
And then I′ve gone out and started drinking whilst I was on empty

And it started out okay
The first few were no mistake
The last couple I did hesitate
But I mixed my drinks and had a smoke
And the room, it started to spin
Then I threw it all back up
Every single little last drop
In the sink of the duke

And it wasn′t intentional
I didn't mean a thing
I was feeling a-ok
Then a little smoke out the back and I went whack
And the room, it started to spin
Then I threw it all back up
Every single little last drop
In the sink of the duke