Gillian McKeith Songtext
von Brett Domino

Oh Gillian McKeith, what are you doing on i′m a celebrity
I sit and watch in disbelief as you're passing out
On the ground now every night on Itv
Well Gilly used to say she′s a doctor but she don't have a PHD
And apparently now she's a celebrity
But she′s never been in Heat magazine
But clearly I′m wrong cuz either way she's in the jungle,
But recently poor gilly she′s been having a bit of trouble
Oh Gilly why you been so silly?
I wouldn't have a balti if I didn′t like chilly
So why'd you go and do it everybody must have told ya
Don′t go on that program if you got all kinds of phobias Oh, Mrs McKeith, you're not gonna get any relief,
Cause the public seem to like causing grief
So the faintings only gonna increase
Maybe it's because you lied about your doctorate
Maybe it′s because you don′t like eating chocolate
Maybe it's because of your obsession with poo
Maybe it′s because you look a bit like a goose
Maybe it's because you′re pissing people off
Pretending to fall over every time you see a wasp
I don't deny it must be hard those tasks they do look tricky
But can′t you tackle them a bit more like that Linford Christie


Oh Gilly why you been so silly?
I wouldn't have a balti if I didn't like chilly
So why′d you go and do it everybody must have told ya
Don′t go on that program if you got arachnophobia
Oh Gillian why have you been so sillian?
First of all you must be getting paid about a million
You must of seen the show before with your eyes so reptilian
So you wont be getting symathy you've made yourself into a villain.
Oh Gillian McKeith.