Cowboy Songtext
von Big Block SingSong

Have you seen my cow?
She was here the other day
I woke up this morning and I think she′s run away
I gave her everything and it breaks my heart to say
Have you seen my cow?
I think she's run away
I did everything a cowboy should
I even knit her dresses
I took her to fancy art school
And paid for swimming lessons
I tried to teach her piano but her hooves got in the way
Have you seen my cow?
She′s run away
I can't find her, boy I miss her
What do I do now?
I mean, how am I gonna be a cowboy if I don't even have a cow?
Who am I gonna sit with at the saloon
While she′s gone jumping over some moon
Who am I going to tuck in at night
This is hurting worse than a rattlesnake bite


No offense, Susan
Have you seen my cow?
Just let me describe her
She′s a barrel of laughs, the life of the party
Everybody wants to stand beside her
She's a ray of sunshine that brightens up your day
Have you seen her?
She′s run away
I've looked through the mountains
I′ve searched around the cactus
I took a break for a yodel and it calms me down when I practice
I would have checked the barn but she never spends time there
Oh, my precious cow
Has anybody seen her?
Her name's Cow
I know I′m a bit emotional
I have to beg your pardon
It's just her favorite food is tulips
And I grew this whole tulip garden
If you see my cow
Do you think you could tell her?
When I close my eyes and concentrate
I can nearly smell her
I miss her like crazy
And it breaks my heart to say
Have you seen my cow?
She's-
Oh, never mind
Found her!