As Long as I’m Barfing Songtext
von Bart Baker

My girl doesn′t love me
Her new love is 1D
I'm under pressure
I puked at my show now my girl prefers One Direction
Was a belieber
But now she has no interest in my baby sized erection
She wants to
Bang Harry
Why doesn′t she wanna bang me
Doesn't she know that I got swag
Girl, why don't love me?
I′m better than 1D
Even though I threw up at my last live show
And what′s with your daddy
He's extremley scary
I′m pretty sure that he wants to slit my throat
OMG that's Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-
Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-
HARRY FROM 1D!
We had sex sex sex sex sex and she told me that she hates you


Right after she she she she she blew me I′m sorry
Is my run over
Everywhere I go my fans all turned in against me
Yes, I'm a poser
But that′s no reason to replace the sticker that's on your jeep
What about, all you guys
You're my dancers, you must be on my side
Sorry, but we prefer boy bands
Guys, please do not leave me
You gotta Belieb me
I′m better than 1D
I′m telling the truth
Did you just say Belieb
That's totally corny
Plus One Direction doesn′t lip sync and puke
But I am so swag-swag-swag-swag-swag-swag-swag-
Swag-swag-swag-swag-swag-swag-swag-swag-swag-
Swag-swag-swag-swag-swag-swaggy
Can't you see
Nobody lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-loves me
I fucking hate 1D