I've Got a Dog and My Dog's Name Is Cat Songtext
von Barry Louis Polisar

I got a dog and my dog′s name is Cat
Bet you never heard a thing half as crazy as that
But not only that, I got a cat
And cat's name is Dog, like my dog′s name is Cat

Now, if my dog, cat, and my cat, dog
I confuse who's who, the cat or the dog
Now, I bet you think that's pretty absurd
But wait ′til you hear about my fish, Bird

I got a dog and my dog′s name is Cat
Bet you never heard a thing half as crazy as that
But not only that, I got a cat
And cat's name is Dog, like my dog′s name is Cat


Now, my fish, Bird is in my fish tank
My pet goose, who goes "hank, hank"
But listen to me and just hear this
I got a bird and I call him Fish

Yeah, I got a dog and my dog's name is Cat
Bet you never heard a thing half as crazy as that
But not only that, I got a cat
And cat′s name is Dog, like my dog's name is Cat

With my goose, my bird, a dog, fish and cat
People all stare when I tip my hat
′Cause it's strange as can be when we walk in the park
Stranger still when the cat starts to bark

Yeah, I got a dog and my dog's name is Cat
Bet you never heard a thing half as crazy as that
But not only that, I got a cat
And cat′s name is Dog, like my dog′s name is Cat