Science Wars (Acapella Parody) Songtext
von AsapSCIENCE

Welcome to science wars
Chemistry
Bio
Physics
Mathematical
Which field is best?

I understand the force and energy
Quantum mechanics and relativity
My field is pure and they rely on me
I see the universe like nobody

You may have made fun of me in high school
For being awkward and following the rules
Now I′ve got lasers
(Wow that's really cool)
May the mass times acceleration be with you

Atoms!
Entropy!
Dark matter!
String theory!


If you want to feel a bond
Then I can give you a good reaction
The elements that make up life are my essence
Are my satisfaction
All the other fields out there are so basic
Yeah, I′m the central science
Keep your i-on me I'll get you charged
If you need me, call me up on Avogadro's number
If you leave me, take a titrant
Shove it up your acid buffer
Dopamine and serotonin will keep you good and happy
Just get your flask and your glass all set up
And begin to understand the world

Within me you′ll find life′s beauty
From genetics to ecology
Symbiosis and not division
Unless it's mitosis or the study of fission
Even if you don′t pass you'll enjoy my class
Evolution has brung us along
All species singing one song

If you want to learn about the world I must say
I am the purest field of study you can take
Immune to misinterpretation
The blueprint of creation
The backbone of all things science
No bias just constant augmentation
With your mind and observation
No gadgets just your logic and your time
And Pi!


Together we will find the answers to life
With Physics
Bio
Chemistry
and Math
We can science!