TISM Songtexte
Babies Bite Back

1. Unfair (Extract)
2. If You’re Not Famous At Fourteen, You’re Finished
3. Five Yards
4. Fielding at Long‐On, Pt. 1
5. Ten Points for a Razor Scooter
6. Fielding at Long‐On, Pt. 2
7. Thou Shalt Not Britney Spear
8. Would the Last Person to Leave Please Turn Out the Enlightenment?
9. The Young Vandal Extemporizes
10. Moby-Dick Head
11. Schoolies Week
12. The Horse, Not the Horseshit
13. Geniuses Are Turds (Extract)
14. I Abhor This Senseless Waste of Violence (Extract)
15. Come Back DJ, Your Record Is Scratched
16. You’re a Long Way From Home, Pt. 1
17. Boot Party
18. To Whom It May Concern
19. Intermission
20. Channel Turd
21. Fatboy Slim Dusty
22. You’re a Long Way From Home, Pt. 2
23. Ex Malcolm X (Extract)
24. Honk If You Love Fred Durst
25. You’re a Long Way From Home, Pt. 3
26. X‐Treme Sports Can Kiss My Arse
27. The Man From Popular Culture Came Round
28. Fourteen Years In Rowville
29. Yet Another Hinch Diatribe
30. Fielding at Long-On, Pt. 3
31. BFW

1. (There’s Gonna Be) Sex Tonite
2. Whatareya?
3. Dumb ’n’ Base
4. Thunderbirds Are Coming Out
5. Been Caught Wankin’
6. Denial Works for Me
7. The Parable of Glenn McGrath’s Haircut
8. I Might Be a Cunt, but I’m Not a Fucking Cunt
9. Yob
10. Great Expectorations
11. A Hard‐Earned Thirst Needs a Big Cold Beer, but I Drink to Get Pissed
12. The Men’s Room

Att: Shock Records — Faulty Pressing — Do Not Manufacture

1. [untitled]
2. Describe the Worst Head Job I’ve Had? — Fantastic!
3. [untitled]
4. The Last Australian Guitar Hero
5. [untitled]
6. Kate — Fischer of Men
7. My Brilliant Huntington’s Chorea
8. [untitled]
9. The Apology of the Thai Drug Runner
10. [untitled]
11. Julius Seizure (Act III, Scene II, Verses 73–118)
12. Neighbours — Everybody Loves Good Neighbours
13. [untitled]
14. Opposite Day
15. [untitled]
16. Rebel Without a Paunch
17. [untitled]
18. The Only Thing Stopping Me From Being Happy Is That I’m Not More Depressed
19. [untitled]
20. Professor Derrida Deconstructs
21. Ya Gotta Love That

Gentlemen Start Your Egos

1. Mistah Eliot - He Wanker
2. A Faceful of Divertamenti
3. Kill Yourself Now and Avoid the Rush
4. Take Your Love
5. Root
6. Defecate on My Face (Country version)
7. All Ordinaries Index
8. I'm Into Led Zep
9. The Back Upon Which Jezza Jumped
10. (I Think I've Got) Mick Jagger Worked Out
11. Gas! Gas! an Ecstasy of Fumbling
12. Pus
13. Babies Bite Back
14. Death Death Death
15. If You Want the Toilet, You're in It
16. The Art/income Dialectic
17. Eckermann Is Very Silly
18. Lyric for Jack
19. Kill Americans
20. untitled - Take your love
21. untitled - A tale of two faeces

Great Truckin' Songs of the Renaissance

1. I'm Interested in Apathy
2. Saturday Night Palsy
3. The Mystery of the Artist Explained
4. If You're Creative, Get Stuffed
5. 40 Years - Then Death
6. Anarchy Means Crossing When It Says "Don't Walk"
7. The Ballad of John Bonham's Coke Roadie
8. Choose Bad Smack
9. The Fosters Car Park Boogie
10. Martin Scorsese Is Really Quite a Jovial Fellow
11. I Drive a Truck
12. Defecate on My Face
13. Kill Americans
14. Volare
15. The Penis Is Mightier Than the Sword
16. Slave to the Economist
17. I Shit Me
18. Doug Parkinson Sings Christie Allen
19. Gimme Gimme Nervous Breakdown
20. The Ballad of the Semitic Nazi
21. And the Ass Said to the Angel: "Wanna' Play Kick to Kick?"
22. The Mordialloc Rd. Duplicator
23. Jack Elliot's Turf Whinge
24. Ezra Pound-Axe King
25. Johnny to B. or Not to B. Goode
26. Morrison Hostel
27. U2 Brute?
28. The Judeo-Christian Ethic

Hot Dogma

1. The Tism Boat Hire Offer
2. Existentialtism
3. They Shoot Heroin, Don't They?
4. I'll 'Ave Ya
5. (I'm Gonna Sit Right Down) And Whittle Away My Furniture
6. Leo's Toltoy
7. The History of Western Civilisation
8. I Don't Want TISM I Want a Girlfriend
9. Get Thee In My Behind, Satan
10. Let's Club It to Death
11. Let's Form a Company
12. Life Kills
13. Pus of the Dead
14. It's Novel. It's Unique. It's Shithouse.
15. The Law of Repulsion After Orgasm
16. Put Your Dog to Sleep
17. In Defence of Poetry
18. Kevin Borich Expressionism
19. Wham Bam Thank You Imam
20. The TISM Finance Plan Offer
21. Man Is Born Free and Everywhere He Is in Changing Rooms
22. The Love You Take Equals the Love You Make So Baby Let Me Bang Your Box

The Beasts of Suburban

1. Michael Jackson's Conveyor Belt
2. Bishop
3. Get Thee To A Nunnery
4. Father And Son
5. Lillee Caught Dilley Bowled Milli Vanilli
6. If You're Ugly, Forget It
7. Mourningtown Ride
8. Untitled - Loser, Losing, Lost
9. Lose Your Delusion I
10. Jesus Pots The White Ball
11. Mr. Ches Baragwanath - State Auditor General
12. Never Mind The Bollocks, Here's The House Of Representatives
13. Recorded by Triple J, 24.1.93, Melbourne Showgrounds
14. Australia - The World's Suburb
15. Consumption Tax
16. The Ballad of Paul Keating
17. Subliminal Satanic Message
18. State Schools Are Great Schools

1. (He'll Never Be An) Ol' Man River
2. All Homeboys Are Dickheads
3. Garbage
4. Lose Your Delusion II
5. !UOY Sevol Natas
6. What Nationality Is Les Murray?
7. Greg! The Stop Sign!!
8. Play Mistral for Me
9. How Do I Love Thee?
10. Jung Talent Time
11. Aussiemandias
12. Give Up for Australia / [silence] / Philip Glass's Arse

1. All Homeboys Are Dickheads
2. Death Death Death
3. (I'm Interested In) Apathy
4. Get Thee to a Nunnery
5. Lillee Caught Dilley Bowled Milli Vanilli
6. Martin Scorsese Is Really Quite a Jovial Fellow
7. The History of Western Civilisation
8. Saturday Night Palsy
9. Aussiemandias
10. Root
11. I'll 'Ave Ya
12. Defecate on My Face
13. Give Up For Australia
14. I Drive a Truck
15. Mistah Elliot - He Wanker