I’m Telling You for the Last Time (Live)
Mehr Songtexte
- I'm Telling You For The Last Time
- George's Answering Machine
- Advice
- First Tonight Show Shot
- More Technique
- Persona
- Taboo Topics
- Motivation and Zen
- Joke Formats
- Robert Klein's Influence
- Timing
- Education
- Comedy Club Training
- Writing
- Stand-Up From Seasons 1-6
- First Time Funny
- Observations
- The Art of Comedy
- Why Comedy?
- Dirty Material
- Health
- Technique
- Confidence
- Stand‐Up Comedy From “Seinfeld”, Seasons 1–6
- Florida Law
- The Frigidaire Building
- A Little Hair
- Hydrate
- Sock Closet
- Phony Siri Manners
- Mom’s Walls
- Pedestrian Rodeo
- Annoying Friends
- Gym Class
- Time Save
- The Casual Heil
- Conversations Week
- Nose Job
- Suicide Bomber
- Earpiece
- Doctor’s Waiting Room
- I Don’t Turn Around
- Call Waiting
- Baby Born
- Gym
- Void Where Prohibited
- Device Dictatorship
- Parents Comedians?
- Hallmark Greeting Cards
- Sucks and Great
- Office Space
- Braces Glasses
- We Have Soda
- Airplane Bathroom
- Sneezing Driving
- Mob Boss
- We’re Living in Filth
- Cub Scouts
- Northeast Guy
- Died Doing
- Car Alarm
- Donut Holes
- Traffic Lane Experts
- Got Old
- Improved Tide
- Star Trek
- The Out Thing
- Gentle Cycle
- Father’s Day
- Post Office Wanted Posters
- Restaurant Check Timing
- Coffee World
- Parent Style
- Watching News
- Skydiving Helmet
- Dad Trunks/Fashion Advice
- Marriage Chess
- Dry Clean Only
- Personal Maintenance
- The Jet Ski
- Fun for the Whole Family
- Cow’s Leather
- Jawbreakers
- Post Office Annoyed
- Star Wars
- Shower World
- Preface
- Car Horn
- Childhood 1960s
- Skydive at 19
- Cemetery
- Text
- Platform Diving
- Gambling in Vegas
- Tweet Means Tweet
- Chock Full o’Nuts
- Phone Control/Sex Control
- The Involuntary Luge
- Superman TV Show
- Just the “K”
- *69
- Family Member Stickers
- The Raisin
- Orange Juice
- Everything Is Garbage
- Repeat Story
- Tattoo
- Parakeet Mirror
- Cereal Serving Suggestion
- The Last Soap Sliver
- Dad Is a Helium Balloon
- Golf
- Sweepstakes Letter
- Favor
- All You Can Eat
- Liberace
- Terrorist Monkey Bars
- Thank You Monkey
- Piano Store
- Pickup Trucks
- BlackBerry Relation-Chips
- Dogs in Cars
- Stewardess Emergency Equipment Show
- Hotels
- 5-Hour Energy Drink
- Movie Theaters
- Sleep Aids and Coffee
- Opposite Clothes
- NYC Cab
- Superhero Men
- Toaster Room
- Text Commercial
- Deodorant Soap
- Telephone Sales
- Plastic Bathroom
- Scuba Dying
- Bad Gifts
- Offer Drinks
- Human Being Business
- Sperm and Egg
- Ready
- The Silver Medal
- Almond Milk
- 99% of the Brain
- Milk Monitor
- Armrest Battle
- Pocketbooks
- Conceived
- Out
- The Audience Decides
- Public Restroom
- Work Home Plane
- Men’s Minds
- Movie Employee Age Gap
- Get the Hell Out
- Shoe Store Walk
- Malls
- Kids Don’t Want Parents
- Friendly Pilot Chit Chat
- Foam Balls
- Life Cereal
- Oscar Mayer
- Shower Radio
- Nose Hair
- A Wife Is an Extra Head
- Talk Show Host
- Old Men Love Heat
- Kotex Lady
- Stand by Me
- Thin, Single, and Neat
- Acknowledgements
- Two Things
- Psychiatrist
- Sister Married
- People Owner’s Manual
- Campaign ’88
- No News
- Money
- Crook Reputation
- Paint Apartment
- Talking Faces
- Social Species
- Cannibalism
- Horsepower
- Date End
- Crook Life
- Have Kids
- Coming Down Your Aisle
- Keys to the Plane
- Left Turn Okay
- Blowing Smoke
- Weddings
- Hawaii License Plate
- Flex Seal
- Email/Post Office
- Glad Sandwich Bags
- Stand-Up Paddle Board
- The Nineties
- Old People Drive
- Rooting for Laundry
- Sports Watch
- Friends After Dating
- Unemployed
- Parking Garage
- Air Inside Outside
- Father Sofa
- A Marriage Moment
- Outro
- Newspapers Perfect Fit
- Movie—TV
- Men’s Physical World
- Men’s Room
- Beauty Contest
- Good Humor
- Annoying Line
- Airport X-Ray
- Other Whispers
- Pre-Existing Conditions
- Dogs Vote
- Coming Out to My Parents
- The Finger
- Glue Factory
- Cologne Set
- Dad’s Thermostat
- Coffee Says
- The Parakeet Life
- More Babies
- Pharmacist Two Feet Up
- Alcatraz Faucets
- Enough Jokes
- In the City, On the Island
- Vacation Me
- The Chicks and the Checks
- Family Vacation
- Red Metal Horses
- Visual Security
- Look Fat
- Zip Line
- Horse Racing
- Pizza Hut
- Birthday Kids Jumpy Castle
- Plane Crash
- New Car Steering Wheel
- Just Honks
- The NY Faux Courtesy Jog
- Neil Armstrong’s Toothbrush
- Maid
- McDonald’s Sign
- Alcoholic Coffee Drinks
- Marriage Kit
- Travel Safe
- Diet
- 75% Body Heat
- Intro
- My Doctor Recommendation
- Crook Head Protect
- Bumper Cars
- Hotel Fire
- Parents Look Like
- TV Flip
- Cell Phone Speech
- Old News
- The Eighties
- Guard Gate Filtration System
- NYC Awning
- Baby Life
- Did Comets Kill the Dinosaurs?
- Batman Crooks
- Date Job Interview
- Dogs Playing Poker
- Night Guy/Morning Guy
- Execution Style
- Eyewitness News
- Pay Phone Call
- Itching, Burning and Redness
- Dual Zone Climate Control
- The Sock Escape
- Tone
- Drugs at Customs
- Leaving Car
- A Giant On-Off Switch
- Slightly Nazi
- Ghosty Dots
- Pajamas
- Mr. Coffee
- Get Candy
- Birthday Clown
- Milk After the Day
- The Idea of Dad
- Kids in Bed
- Dry Cleaning
- Pony
- Airport Tuna Sandwich
- Flower Power
- The Double O's
- Mom Gang
- Special Event
- The Sock Left Behind
- Engaged
- Vivian Is Back
- Ruin Appetite
- Future Outfits
- The ‘New York Times’
- Got to Go
- Tired
- The Left Bit
- The Strip
- Grape-Nuts
- Sports Enthusiasm
- Always Friends
- Supermarket Rubber Dividers
- Distance by Time
- Alone in the Bathroom
- Men’s Jobs
- The Button
- Parent Ducklings
- Mom Drives
- Really Bad Traffic
- Chalk Outline Guy
- Toilet Roll with a Hat
- Bachelor Party and Bridal Shower
- Women Try On
- Nightclub of Clothes
- Other Kids over My House
- Proof of Purchase
- Phone Machine
- Lip Liner
- Professional Football
- The Offensive Brain
- Earthquake
- TV Cooking
- Parking Lots
- Your Show/Unexpected
- The Platforms of Humiliation
- Links
- Bugs Going?
- The Prisoners of Inertia
- Men’s Attention
- Biathlon
- Non-Statements
- Vague
- Lobster Tank
- Movie Garbage
- Political Mascots
- Cops/Posse
- Notary Public
- OnStar
- The Crisis
- Preferency People
- Cookie Crisp
- Cold Cereal
- Touch Face Relationship
- Movie Plot
- Dead Pillow
- Marriage Happy
- Cotton Balls
- Directions Voice
- Gay French King
- Men as Dogs
- Your Place
- Padded Ignition Key
- Live Together
- It’s That Guy
- Pop-Tarts
- Cold Beer
- It Is What It Is
- Mozzarella Relationships
- Museum Security Guards
- DNA
- TV Sleep
- Smokers Win Arguments
- Cookies
- A Spongy Life
- The Chair
- New Mexico
- Golf Whisper
- Movie Candy
- Your Job
- Haggar Slacks
- All Awards Are Stupid
- Public Speaking
- Mad Cow
- Uber
- Disneyland
- First Aid
- Swanson TV Dinner
- Doing Nothing
- Daddy’s Home
- Adult Pockets
- Commitment/Rejection
- No Important Calls
- Married/Single
- Horse Trailer
- Missed Flight
- Bullet Catch
- In Sickness
- Cremation
- Drugstore
- Piñata
- Grip
- Circus
- Prison
- Divorce
- Break-in
- Raisin Bran
- First Wallet
- Supermarket Impulse Buy
- Chopsticks
- I’m Naked
- Moose Air Lift
- Pet Monkey
- Solitary Confinement
- Coffee Break
- May Contain
- Blind Sight
- Car-tastic
- Ancient Cultures
- Half Myself/Half Phone
- The Teens
- Commitment
- Desk Family Pictures
- First Camera Phone
- Parent Boss
- In My 60s
- Weather Girls
- Gutter Ball
- Airport Cart People
- Corona Kamikaze
- Monkey Astronauts
- Life Is Too Long
- Relationship Underwear
- Facial Quality
- Baby Visit
- Cheating
- The Weight Problem
- Swiss Army Knife
- Plants
- Magician
- Baby Products
- Knife Through a Shoe
- Halloween/Candy
- Roosevelt Island Tramway
- Horseback
- Under The Hood: Editing
- Getting Started, Part 2
- Getting Started, Part 4
- Introduction
- Under The Hood: The Guests
- Under The Hood: Production
- Other Comedians, Part 1
- Other Comedians, Part 3
- Other Comedians, Part 5
- Food
- Miscellaneous Wisdom
- The Art of Comedy, Part 2
- Audiobook Intro
- TV & Movies, Part 1
- TV & Movies, Part 2
- Under The Hood: The White House
- Seinfeld: The TV Show
- Music
- Audiobook Outro
- Getting Older, Part 1
- Getting Started, Part 1
- Getting Started, Part 3
- Growing Up
- Under The Hood: Legacy
- Other Comedians, Part 2
- Other Comedians, Part 4
- Other Comedians, Part 6
- Sports
- Family
- The Art of Comedy, Part 1
- The Art of Comedy, Part 3
- Under The Hood: Origins
- Relationships
- Getting Older, Part 2
