Professional Smart Aleck
- Kelson Says Hi
- I Have to Kill You Now
- A Name Is a Name (My Name Is Carla)
- That's Alright Now
- The Guy Who Changes the Light Bulbs (Waffle House Song)
- The Wedgie
- How to Build a Log Cabin (For Dummies)
- Toasted Chicken Sandwich
- Candy and Gum
- Corny Schlocky Sappy Songs
- The Teachers of Clempson
- Cascade
- Would You Rather Be Paid
- Therapy Works
- What If Your Girlfriend Was Gone
- Not-so-hidden Track
Live From Outer Space
- Chatter
- Intro
- Let It Go
- Star Wars Fans
- The Force Is the Force
- Bob's Wedding
- My Love Is...
- Joe Wants a Song
- I Hope You're Happy
- The Scooter Store
- The Klingon Language
- Duet With a Klingon
- Bad Song Ideas
- Big Hit Medley
- Dr. Demento
- One Good Song
- Words Or Music First?
- Scrambled Eggs
- North vs. South... Carolina
- Making Gramma Laugh
- It's Never Polite To Ask a Girl How Old She Is
- Tombstones
- Coffee Enemas
- WalMart Comes To Clemson
- We Don't Need a WalMart
- Dating For Dummies
- Me Neither
- How To Become a Folksinger
- If I Had the Copyright
- Duet With a Klingon (Studio)
- ... Anyone?
Mehr Songtexte
- Zipadeedoodah
- (Have You Tried) Not Bein' a Dick
- Interviewing Therapists
- She's an Extra
- 20 Rats
- The Recovery Waltz
- (Is It) Hot Enough For Ya?
- Stop Tryin' to Bring on the Apocalypse
- From the Bible
- Aunt Flow Rag
- If You're Going To China
- Needless Dissection
- Break Away
- Everybody's on Zoom
- Ragnarok
- Cheek to Cheek
- Things That I Trust More Than You
- 10 Out of 10
- Man Pants
- Those Were the Days
- 17,700 Bottles of Hand Sanitizer
- Sweatpants!
- Dr. Pepper
- Swamp Thing
- Sit On Your Butt
- The Clorox Song
- Gotta Start Smokin'
- Germs Germs Germs
- Totally Average Woman
- Joe's Ex-Girlfriends
- Before Autotune
- Sit On Your Ass
- Take Me Out to the Overpriced Ballgame
- Stuck at 13
- Fat Elvis
- Stupefied By Maladies Defying Diagnosis
- Gluten-Free Diet
- At the Dollar Store
- You Are the Salt
- You Can't Sit Down in a Stormtrooper Costume
- Now and Later
