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You like gummy bears, but no chips. Exactly four moles adorn your face. Good thing you've been single since February 16th. You don't know me - I only know this with one click. I like that!

That could never happen to me. Intensively studied privacy settings. I really missed the last update. Now it seems to know more about me than my best friend. I like that!

My girl broke up with me. I poked her at night, while she was sleeping. Her phone beeped her awake and she unfriended me. But she still hasn't blocked my fake account. (Ha!) I like that!

Dark circles at four a.m. I have to refresh her page every second. The party pics with other guys are linked in my heart. After ten gift requests, she'll surely come back. I like that!


Yes, but she's not bad either. God bless mirror selfies from the top right corner. That pout, that neckline - so perfect! But the tagged photos show what she otherwise hides. I like that!

Yesterday I became a company boss. Searching for employees. He applies over the World-Wide-Web. The photo albums show alcohol excesses and weed consumption. His application letter? Hmm, the trash bin calls. I like that!

And so today he writes: "Ah, what a crappy day!", so everyone asks what he meant. After a day, his post is richer by thirty comments. And everyone feels sorry. Of course. I like that!

"Finally a day without a phone." I like that! "Wow, you are so in demand!" I like that! "Jet lag is really not for me." I like that! "Wow, how international you are!" I like that! "Muscle soreness - though I was in bed all day." "Wow, you seem to have had sex." I like that!

Lowest common denominator. Most mutual friends. Mark Zuckerberg has skinned Tom from MySpace.

Argue on timelines and you're like a Paralympic winner. Wow, you prevailed, but you're still disabled. Personally, it's all too much for me. I log off and commit digital suicide. I like that!

zuletzt bearbeitet von Alexander (translator_noob) am 13. April 2024, 13:34

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