Crack Ho Songtext
von The F-Ups

Ho, oh, oh!
Ho, oh, oh!

Yesterday I swore and promised to God
That I′d get out and meet a real girl
(Ho, oh, oh!)
So I got up started walking out the door five trailers down
And I see her

(Ho, oh, oh!)
(Ho, oh, oh!)

There she was just standing there
And I don't want to be her friend
(Ho, oh, oh!)
I just want a little lucky time
For the first time in my life
(Ho, oh, oh!)

And as we start to touch, she quickly pulled away (She pulled away)
Then she got off her knees and asked me for my bank, I just froze

"I′ve never seen nothing like it before nope, that girl's a little crack ho"


Ho, oh, oh!
Hey, ho!
Hey, ho!
Hey, ho!
Hey!

Ho, oh, oh!
Hey, ho!
Hey, ho!
Hey, ho!

Yeah!
Ho, oh!
Yeah!
Ho, oh!
Yeah!
Ho, oh, oh!

(Ho, oh, oh!)
(Ho, oh, oh!)

When she came back to me, she smelt of something rank (Something rank)
Now fifty buck's gone
And I lost my will to masturbate

"I′ve never seen nothing like it before nope, that girl′s a little crack ho"


Ho, oh, oh!
Hey, ho!
Hey, ho!
Hey, ho!
Hey!

Ho, oh, oh!
Hey, ho!
Hey, ho!
Hey, ho!

Ho, oh, oh!
Ho, oh, oh!

Yeah!
Ho, oh!
Yeah!
Ho, oh!
Yeah!
Ho, oh, oh!