Can't Say Fairer Than That Songtext
von Gilbert O’Sullivan

You barely know me and already you′re installed
You left your number somewhere on my back, it's scrawled

Look, I′ve enjoyed the few days
The fun we had
The memories may well linger
I can't say fairer than that

Don't tell me how it is
That I should not behave
Don′t tell me secrets that you′re taking to your grave

I have to hand it to you
Put into bat
You'd made a good half century
I can′t say fairer than that

Tell me something I don't know
That I don′t know I should
Tell me somewhere I can go
That I don't know I could


She had the bluest eyes
That I have ever seen
Although being colour blind
It could be they were green

Women are always saying, do I look fat?
Could be you don′t look thinner
I can't say fairer than that

You could argue we don't know
How different we are made
You insist that it′s a shovel
I say it′s a spade

You'd never know it but
I′m very good at draughts
I'll leave the front doors open
As well as the backs
Ooh, ooh, ooh
Oh, I can′t say fairer than that

Who wants to be in your shoes?
Who wants to be in mine?
Let's start by saying in your shoes
I′d barely walk the line


How long the dirty low down
Tricks you could have played
I love the one where you pretend to be depraved

You have the kind of features
From where I'm sat
You'd make a fish look happy
I can′t say fairer than-

Marks out of ten, let′s face it
Caught in the act
You'd rate at least a seven
I can′t say fairer than that
I can't say fairer than that