Stuntman Songtext
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You don′t really want to be a stuntman, baby
You just want to be DOPE-ASS BIGFOOT
You don't really want to be a stuntman, baby
You just want to be DOPE-ASS BIGFOOT

You don′t really want to be a stuntman, baby
You don't really want to be a stuntman, kid
They'll use you up and throw you out the dope-ass window
Stuntmen weren′t made for love, or giving a shit

So hold me close tonight
Keep me warm inside
I will be your crutch
If you lay by my side


Let me wash your hair at night
Let me hold your hand when you′re sad
Kiss your face when you're mad
Let me be your

You don′t really want to be a stuntman, baby
You don't really want to be a stuntman, kid
They′ll use you up and throw you out the dope-ass window
Stuntmen weren't made for love, or giving a shit

You don′t really want to be a stuntman, kiddo
You don't really want to be a stuntman, girl
Nod your head and let me be your dope-ass boyfriend
Come to bed and let me take away your world

You will orgasm
Dope-ass bigfoot