Life Bars Songtext
von Daniel Fitton

Hi my name′s Daniel, I'll be your server today
Would you like any food, drinks or dick?
I hope you can give me five stars
You know I survive off tips
And by tips I mean the end of your dicks

I nearly lost my self again but now I′m found
I'm the one stop whore house all around
Looking at my lover throw a fag on the ground
Malicious gay faggotry the brand of my sound

Yeah I think I'm pretty but it could be delusion
My friends an illusion. What on earths collusion
Yeah I know I′m dumb with no resolution
Oh fuck pollution, dropped destitution

Now we need to know just what Im about
Really want some money so where is the clout
Swallow my mans load call that a gout
He′s a big tea pot where the fucks the spout


I'm from Dewsbury, but I long the city
House holds are shitty, no way we′re pretty
I don't need sorrow so fuck the pitty
Wish I had titties, or be a fitty

Life is cruel oh shit how mean
Sucked old men when I was a teen
Just being real I dropped the sheen
A back story fit for a queen

I′m a bad bitch and I can't forget it
Bad teeth shit just like my credit
If he wants to bang then well I let it
If I had a pussy then he could pet it

Bitch calm down what I heard at school
Don′t know how to build but I love a tool
West Yorkshire I don't fuck with Goole
Cover me in stones and some lovely tulle

So covids over now to monkey pox
Thought it was gay but it's killing jocks
Haha fuck straights maybe change your socks
Wanna blame the gays with your tiny cocks


Oh it′s just a joke please don′t be rowdy
I suppose when your old your thoughts are cloudy
I can suck you off inside your Audi
I can get it down while your screaming howdy

Howdy do it, did he unscrew it
I just want to fuck so please undo it
I need some money so let's accrue it
Never use my teeth so I never chew it

As you can see lets explore the past
How I survived when my life was dashed
Sucked dick for drugs and it got me gassed
Not to glamourise coz it couldn′t last

Oh god whats that its cheese in my gum
Oh no please lord theres bits in his cum
Oh gross thats bad but i'm feeling the rum
Oh well scrunch up and get in my tum

Well now there′s cheese bitch call me Gromit
Let me close my eyes hold back my vomit
If I don't it will shoot out like a comet
Better climb the peak like its the summet

I need a bomb of fet so throw me cash
Won′t make much but I need the bash
Give me a tenner to use my gash
Oh god not this have you seen the rash?

Oh shit now i'm itching my little piece
Skins coming off and its shedding grease
Oh how I used to wish this time would cease
Minutes feel like hours when he isn't quiche

Life bars, I′m a star and I want to prevail
Love him, let′s rim I'm about to inhale
Will be, you′ll see just what I'll unveil
It′s true, fuck you, I'll never be stale

Now to the present why am I still stupid
With this big nose I could still challenge Cupid
I guess this trauma is really deep rooted
It doesn′t seem fair that I'm still so deluded

Now to the end of this little song
I will repair all the rights I wrong
No ed coz' I′ll probs carry on
Fuck shit up cause I′m just not strong

Now that is the bars straight from my life
You can fuck me but I can't be your wife
I need some steak so where′s my knife
Eat that meat and ignore the strife

Goodbye babe I do wish you well
Next time we meet I might lick your bell
You know Daniel and my musics swell
Now let me find more shit to sell