Shove It Right In Songtext
von Frank Zappa

She painted up her face
She sat before the mirror
She painted up her face
She drew the mirror nearer

Practisissing, practiss, practicing
The stare (the stare)
The stare (the secret stare)

The secret stare she would use
If a worthy-looking victim should appear (say)

Practisissing, practiss, practicing
(Ah-hoo-ah-hoo-ah)
Practisissing, practiss, practicing

The clock upon the wall
Has struck the midnight hour
She finishes her call
Her girlfriend′s in the shower

Practisissing, practiss, practicing


Half a dozen provocative squats
Out of the shower, she squeezes her spots
Brushes her teeth, shoots a deodorant spray up her twat
It's getting her, getting her hot (oh-woh-woh-woh-woh-woh)

She′s just 24 and she can't get off
A sad but typical case, yeah
Last dude to do her got in and got soft
She blew it and laughed in his face, yeah
Face, yeah
Yeah (yeah)

She chooses all the clothes
She'll wear tonight to dance in, yeah
The places that she goes
Are filled with guys from groups (yeah-yeah-yeah)
Waiting for a chance to break her pants in

Provocative squats (gum-me-on-m′lung-a)
Provocative squats (gum-me-on-m′lung-a)
Provocative squats (gum-me-on-m'lung-a)
Provocative squats (gum-me-on-m′lung-a)


Well, at least there's sort of a choice there
20 or 30 at times there have been
Somewhat desirable boys there
Dressed really spiffy, with long hair
Waiting for girls they can shove it right in

Well, at least there′s sort of a choice there
20 or 30 at times there have been
Somewhat desirable boys there
Dressed really spiffy, with long hair
Waiting for girls they can shove it right in

That's right, shove it right in
And pull it right out
And shove it in again